Sunday Homily, March 9, 2008, 5th Lent

Readings: Ezekiel 37, 12-14; Psalm 130; Romans 8, 8-11; John 11, 1-45.

Ezekiel: Again we make a big jump, from Samuel & David to the prophet Ezekiel. The time is ca. 580 B.C, the time of the defeat of the Hebrews and the Babylonian captivity.  Ezekiel is warning the people of the calamities that come and ends eventually envisioning a new Jerusalem.

Blair

How Many More Years You Got to Appreciate?

We hear it said all the time that we have around 75 years of life in us.  That means we got 75 Christmases to enjoy, 75 springs and summers, and 75 Thanksgivings.  And that is from the age of Cameron & Reid, Brady & Trey.  Now you kids who are 10 or 15 only have 65 or 60 more birthdays and Easters.  Those of you 50 have only 25 more Christmases.  I have, guess, only 7 more according to the profile. 

Marriage at 25 means 50 years of fun & companionship.  I got married at 65.  Not much time to experience the fun & companionship. 

Over the past 5 weeks I have talked about some secrets to making marriage work.

 

·       Stay away from divorce, but play,

·       don’t expect a perfect marriage, but work for perfect moments,

·       plan fun and date regularly,

·       empty out the back pack of my junk and keep communicating,

·       give with words, listening, and touch & hugs.

Frank

This final discussion is both a summary of the five previous weeks and also a focus on appreciation.  Appreciation for the person who agreed to marry me.  The temptation is to rattle off the Spanish saying, "El amor es Ciego," love is blind.  The response to the temptation is appreciation.  Appreciate the perfect moments, the companionship, and the anniversaries.  Celebrate the appreciation.

We only have a limited number of Christmases & Easters, perfect moments and anniversaries.  Let’s not blow it.  Appreciate each one.

How many more do you have to celebrate?

               

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    Readings:

    Daniel 12, 1-3,  The wise shall shine brightly.  

     Psalm 16,    You are my inheritance, O Lord.

    Hebrews  10, 11-14, 18, Every priest stands daily at his ministry.

    Mark 13, 24-32, This generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place.

     

     

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    Leo and Brandon say, "Hi, Folks, Welcome in."  Along with Mary, too.  

     

    Thanksgiving History: Everyone knows about the first Thanksgiving in 1602 with the Pilgrims and the Indians eating together, the Mayflower, and Plymouth Rock.   Here are 5 facts that people do not hear about usually.

    1.  When did Thanksgiving begin?  Our ancestors have celebrated end of harvest feasts of gratitude for centuries.  Lincoln first focused on a national feast; FDR established the national holiday in 1941.

    2.  The pilgrims did not know they were pilgrims.  They called themselves saints, and non-saints were called strangers.  The word pilgrim came along in the 18 hundreds, 2 centuries later.  They were not even Puritans, but separatists.  They split off from the Church of England, old Henry VIII's church, and the Puritans did not split off. 

     

     

    Paul & Carrie

                                          "Hi, Paul & Carrie."

     

    3.   The Separatists did not come to establish religious freedom.  They came for religious freedom for their religion and only their religion.  Like the Catholic Church, the Separatists demanded everyone belong to their program.  Failure to conform could result in execution, ala inquisition.

    4.  The Mayflower returned to England, was torn apart, and its beams were used to build a barn in Buckinghamshire (just north of London & east of Oxford).

     

     

    Gen 1

              "Welcome back, Miss Genevieve, Good to see you."

     

    5.  How did the Indians & Separatists communicate?   The Indians were Algonquians & one of them, Squanto had actually lived in Briton some years.  He returned to his tribe and taught his friend, Samoset English.  It was Samoset who communicated with the Separatists, & the Indians taught them to raise corn, to fish, and to hunt.  In the first winter half of the 100 Separatists died before the Indians taught them how to survive.

     

     

    Gen 4

                   "Oh, Folks, Watch out.  The girl walks!"

     

    Thanksgiving

    In the spirit of Thanksgiving, my most favorite celebration, I would like to talk about blessings.  Excuse me for the personal focus.  It is my annual assessment.  Rosemary & I do this together more toward the end of the year, but initially I put together my own list.

    I have already told you that in life I am grateful for three big blessings, my Jesuit experience, my African experience, and my marriage. 

    As an aside, this Tuesday we celebrate the 26th anniversary of the 6 Jesuits killed in the patio of their residence of their university, UCA, University of Central America, El Salvador. 

     

     

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                         Zoe, our candle lighter of the week.

     

    I was just back in the States from East Africa and was quite moved by these men.  I was ready to go there myself.

    This year I can perceive again three big blessings, marriage, health, and my role as priest/psychotherapist.  Let me explain each of these a little.

    The landscape of my marriage this year included, first of all, our Viking cruise on the Rhine River.  Just watching and listening to the river was special, but that was only the beginning.  Delightful people, quaint places, homey environment, and more.

     

     

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    "Hi, Georgie, Suit up time.  Just the two of us this morning."

     

    Our Mondays, dancing also has been a blessing.  We even took a class Friday night in what is called West Coast Swing.  I was getting to a point that I wanted to learn a few new steps or routines, like when we used to dance a lot of years ago.  West Coast Swing we knew some from the old days, but we had forgotten a lot.  Friday was a great help.

    Because of our marriage I also have the privilege of spending Thanksgiving most years with Rosemary’s sister & brother in law in Hilton Head.  I can rest and unload the pressure more there than almost anywhere else in the world.

     

     

    John

                         Cupcake of the year to John on his birthday.

     

    A final blessing connected with our marriage is just our time together.  We have breakfast together most mornings, lunch 3-5 times a week, and I just enjoy being together.  Maybe we are reading on the couch together in the evening before I check out at 9:00, to comments like, “Party Pooper.”

    The second big blessing is health and, in particular, my super hips.  I have already called my hip specialist, like I do every Thanksgiving, to let him know how grateful I am and to list what I have done.

     

     

    Frank

                       Cupcake of The Week to Frank on his birthday.

     

    Like riding 500 miles across the beautiful, rolling hills of Iowa for a whole week.

    Like riding the HHH, Hotter N’ Hell Hundred the last Saturday of August out of Wichita Falls.  Hundred like in miles and temp.

    Like spending 9 nine days in Yosemite with 8 good friends, when on the 2009  hike I thought I would never be able to hike there again.

     

     

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          Cupcake of The Week to John & Connie on their 29th.

     

     

    Finally, I would like to mention the privilege and honor I feel in being a priest and psychotherapist.  I love doing the marriages, the memorials, and the visits, all of which Rosemary & I do together. 

    And this community.  What a joy to come here each Sunday to see all of you and to watch the kids grow healthy and peaceful.

    What are your 2 or 3 biggest blessings of the year that you are grateful for?  Happy Thanksgiving.

     

          Mary Ellen

     

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  • Sunday Homily, January 11, 2015, Baptism of Jesus

    Readings:

    Isaiah 55, 1-11,  All you who are thirsty, come to the water.

    Psalm, Isaiah 12,    You will draw water joyfully from the springs of salvation.

    1 John 5, 1-9,  Everyone who believes that Jesus is the Christ is begotten by God.

    Mark 1, 7-11,   The baptism of Jesus.

     

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    Renee Elisabeth says, "Welcome in Everybody. I just got baptized."

     

    Isaiah observations:

    Who:  Can you guess, Isaiah 1, 2, or 3.  Actually, we have two selections from Isaiah, Isaiah 12 for the psalm and Isaiah 55.  Isaiah 12 is easy.  That is first Isaiah.  Isaiah 55 is in the middle of all the 66 chapters, and, yes, it is second Isaiah.  They write before and during the Babylonian Captivity.  Both passages are comfort passages.

    Today’s passages: despite the different time each writer wrote, both are trying to encourage the people and let them know that their God is with them.  The first reading, Isaiah 55, is especially rich.  It contains beautiful images of food and drink, rain and snow on the earth.

     

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    You are Beloved

    Yesterday afternoon Rosemary and I had the privilege and the joy of baptizing a little 5 month old girl.  Her name is Renee Elisabeth.  She is the daughter & second child of Colleen and Carl Huval.  Colleen is the daughter of our John and Jean O’Donnell.  

    I love baptisms and when I can and the little kid permits it, I love to carry her or him around and talk.  Renee Elisabeth was so peaceful and accepting.  At Saint Marks I used to pick these little kids up at the beginning of Mass and I would introduce them and have them welcome everyone. 

     

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    Zoe says, "Come in Everybody, where it is warm."

     

    One Sunday I did this in the main church at the 9:00 Mass.  I had the little boy in my arms for maybe 10 minutes and gave him back to his momma.  After the Mass I am outside saying good-bye to everybody and I noticed I had a sour smell about me.  That little boy had barfed on my left shoulder and nobody told me.  I had to laugh and I really gave it to those people the next week for not telling me. 

    When I did Renee Elisabeth’s baptism yesterday I did the two things I love to do.  First, I invite people to discuss when they last saw God and also where do they most find the presence and peace of God.  This brings in some really nice answers.  Of course, Renee Elisabeth was the place where many said they saw God.

     

    Megan

    "It's great here," says Megan.

     

    After the baptism I like to talk with the little kids.  I told Renee Elisabeth that this baptism was her official welcome into the marvel of her new life.  And I told her that I had three things I wanted her to remember.

    First, I want you to know, Renee, that you are like Mark says about Jesus, You are my Beloved.   In fact, you are beloved, you are beautiful, you are good, and you are perfect just as you are.

     

    Georgie

    The pretty Georgie says, "That's my friend, Megan."

     

    Secondly, you are being officially welcomed into a marvelous family that also thinks you are beautiful, good, perfect, and beloved.

    Thirdly, you are being officially welcomed into a marvelous community (your numerous grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins, at least), who also hold you dear, consider you beautiful and perfect.  She seemed to accept this.  

     

    Emma

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    One of the reasons I love to have our kids present with us at Mass is that they may know that they are part of us, that we appreciate them, and that we and God loves them.

    People have told me that their kids see me in the white robes and they think this creature is God.  When I was a little boy I probably thought the same thing, but that god figure did not like little boys, or at least me, and instilled in me a belief that I was bad.

     

    Tori

    Victoria says, "Cupcake time yet?"

     

    This is why I will always welcome our kids.  I want them to know that God loves them, that they are good and beloved. 

    Of course, I have tried to inform Rosemary that God does not do yard work and does not do dishes.  No luck with that.  In fact, God received for Christmas a new vacuum cleaner.  God had worn out the old one.  

    How do you know that you are beloved?  Blessed?

     

     

    Harper

    Harper says, "I feel beloved."

     

  • Reminder for February 14, 2021, 6th Sunday, Ordinary

    Leviticus 13, 1-2, 44-46, If the man is leprous and unclean…

    Psalm 32, I turn to you, Lord, in time of trouble.

    1 Corinthians 10, 31-11, 1, Do everything for the glory of God.

    Mark  1, 40-45,  A leper came to Jesus.

     

    Tranquility 5

     

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    Reminder for Sunday, February 14, 2021

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  • Sunday Homily 3-11-12, 3rd Lent

    Readings:   Exodus 20, 1-17, God delivered all these commandments; Psalm 19, Lord, You have the words of everlasting life; 1 Corinthians 1, 22-25, The weakness of God is stronger than human strength; John 2, 13-25, He made a whip out of cords and drove them all out of the temple.

     

    Exodus: 2nd book of the Bible & of the Torah, the first 5 books of the Bible.

    Date of Composition: put together ca 450-400 BCE, though elements come from 1000 BCE at least.

    Author(s):  Moses, no.  At least 3 sources, maybe 4, e.g., the Yahweh (J) source, the Elohim (E) source, the Priestly (P) source, and even the Deuteronomy Source.

     Subject:  The 10 Commandments–observations:

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     Our Subject today: 10 Commandments–Observations

     

    1. Academics see 3 maybe 4 versions of the 10 commandments, Exodus 34 (the oldest), Exodus 20 (our selection), Deuteronomy 5 (the last)
    2. The versions come from the sources composing at different times, for example these 4
    • The Yahweh Source, 10th Century BCE, therefore, Exodus 34    
    • The Elohim Source, 9th Century BCE, therefore Exodus 20
    •  The Deuteronomy Source, 7th Century BCE, therefore Deuteronomy 5    
    • The Priestly Source, edited all the sources in 6th Century BCE (450-400 BCE, at the end of the Babylonian Captivity).  The 7 Day Creation Story comes from this source at this time.

    Source:  Bishop (Episcopal) John Shelby Spong (Excellent Biblical Scholar)

     

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    How to keep the Inner Peace

    Some months ago Rosemary & I were flying back to Dallas from Toronto on the first Friday morning in October.  Canadians that morning were beginning the long weekend of Canadian Thanksgiving.  Everyone was taking off. 

    Rosemary & I had gone to celebrate the event with Kay Reddick & her family the week just before Canadian Thanksgiving. 

    Our plane was scheduled for sometime around 9:00, so we arrived very early, like 6:30.  We walked into the huge single room terminal and noticed a long line.  No problem, we had everything prepared.  We checked in and asked where we entered security, a one stop area like in Atlanta, everyone going through the same big security post.  The girl said the line was for security. 

    

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    Offertory, the Ekes, Marlene, Bobby, & Debbie

     Wow!  Gulp!  This line must have been more than 100 yards long, running from one end of the terminal to the other with numerous double backs.

    Initially I thought the line was just volume.  Nope. Turns out security is staging a labor slow down.  We are in that line over 5 hours, folks.  Naturally, we missed our plane.  Everyone missed their plane.  In fact, I thought we might not even get out that day.  Clearing security was only half the problem.  Once inside everyone was mobbing the service desks to change their ticketing. 

    One thing about the day that really struck me positively was that I never saw anyone lose it or have a hissy fit.  On the contrary, people were friendly, joking, lying on the floor while waiting.  There were Canadians in that line near us who were missing their flights to Hawaii.  We talked to them in the waiting line and we talked to them inside where they had booked a flight to San Francisco that afternoon. 

     If I had been in Lagos, Nigeria, I would expect that I would have witnessed a riot.  Not in Toronto that morning.  I’ve seen check-in riots for a lot less. 

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     I mention this event because it comes to mind when I see the story of Jesus getting all steamed up at the vendors in the temple.   I have to laugh.  Lucky he never flew.  Our experience and his probably had some common elements, like chaos and crowds.  

    What is he so hyped up about?  Was he having a bad mood day?  Can he have bad moods?   If you look at these scenes with detachment, you might want to laugh.

    On the other hand, Jesus might have had some significant reasons, like:

        1.  he was angry because the vendors were supposed to remain in the outer courtyard and they were inching into the inner sanctum, the holy place.  The law.

        2.  he was angry because he was watching the vendors cheat.  Injustice.  Maybe his mom had been cheated by one of these guys some years ago and he still was angry about that.

        3.  he was angry because he saw the obsession of some of these people with money.  He was seeing the Bernie Madoffs, the Stanfords, and the Ken Lays of his day.

     But, note that

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    1. it was customary for animals to be sold at the temple.  These animals were destined to be bought by people, taken to the priestly cast inside the temple, and given as a sacrifice.  These people were heavy into sacrifice.  The idea: I sacrifice something to God, I get something from God.  Maybe it was gratitude for already getting something. 

      2.  it was customary that the temple was a center for all sorts of trade.  People went there for sacrifice, giving thanks, and socializing.  The market naturally set up near, in, and around the temple.  The markets I saw in Tanzania when I lived there were probably similar and were fascinating events. 

    So why was Jesus so angry?  Maybe he was caught off guard.  He expected better.  That was what amazed me about the Toronto airport.  Everyone was caught off guard.  Everyone expected better.  Yet, no one got so mad they lost it. 

    There is a little trick that helps with this craziness.  I would call it expectation adjustment.  The idea comes not from my head, but from a man named Albert Ellis (American Psychologist, developed RET, Rational-Emotive Therapy, d. 2007, 93). 

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    Bethany & Shonda

     The idea is that I have an expectation about how a person should behave & how things should be.  If the expectation is frustrated, then I can go off.  What do you think is the dynamic behind road rage? 

    Want to fix it?  Adjust my expectation, change it.  Or look at it positively.  It is another way of accepting.  A trucker is in left lane.  So what.  Someone is in such a rush they are right on my rear bumper.  I have to wait so long in security that I miss my plane.  Expectations?  Yes.  Hey, it could be worse.  Rosemary & I made it out, after all.  Jesus seems to have done some expectation adjustment, because in his condemnation by the Pharisees at the end of his life he does not fight back.  The result: my inner peace.

    

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    Shonda & Ray

     

    How do I react when I see someone going through the express check out with 18 items?   Or leaving the shopping cart in a parking place?  How do I react to road craziness? 

    How do you respond to frustrated expectations?

     Sources:  Center for Liturgy, St. Louis U.; Alfred Ellis

     

     

  • Sunday Homily, April 16, 2017, Easter

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    Who let that rabbit in here??  Happy Easter, Everybody.  Welcome.

     

    Readings:

    Acts of the Apostles  10, 34-43.   You know what has happened all over Judea

    Psalm 118,  This is the day the Lord has made.  Let us rejoice and be glad.

    1 Corinthians 5, 6-8,   A little yeast leavens all the dough.

     John 20,  1-9,    The Resurrection

     

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    Chloe with Nora and Charlotte and their buddy, all say, "Happy Easter, Folks, welcome in."

     

     Resurrection

    I would like to talk about the Resurrection this morning.  I suspect that you, like me, consider this event a one time event from ancient history.

    However, on the contrary, I want to suggest that resurrection events are multiple and present tense.  They take place daily or, at least, frequently in our lives.  A resurrection moment is a moment of great positive feeling, great consolation, a Kilimanjaro moment, and a time when I say ‘It is good to be alive.’

     

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     Joanie  and the kids.

     

    Let me give you 4-5 examples. 

    First, there is a bike ride the last Saturday every August in and around Wichita Falls, yes, the famous Hotter ‘N Hell.  After you have ridden the 100 miles and just before the finish line in town, you pass over a bridge leading up and then down to the finish.  Many a time when I am on top of that bridge, I am in tears, tears of gratitude and positive feelings.   I can say to myself, ‘It is so good to be alive!’

     

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    The Gerwers, Casey & Rob, and the kids.

     

    Secondly, another bike ride in July, for a week, 500 miles, crossing Iowa from west to east, from the Missouri to the Mississippi.    When I come down a hill and behold that enormous gorgeous river, I have a Kilimanjaro moment.  Tears again, gratitude, wonder. ‘It is good to be alive.”

     

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    Cody with Ben & Olivia.

     

    Thirdly, Labor Day every September we put together a group of 5-12 people and we head out back packing.   I started doing this with the Jesuits back in “89 and we have seen numerous beautiful parks.  For me The Beauty is Yosemite and especially our particular route on the east side, a route I call Matterhorn Canyon.

    There are 3 passes of 10 thousand feet.  Kilimanjaro moments each.  Equally positive are 2-3 special campsites.  ‘It is good to be alive in Yosemite.’

     

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    Harper with her daddy, Brian, and her granddaddy, Ted 

     

    2 more.  Every Fall and Spring many of us in the community volunteer at the Love for Kids picnic at Circle K ranch in Flower Mound.  2 weeks ago I am standing at the entrance to the pavilion to welcome the kids, who are all handicapped.  They come with their marvelous parents.

    At one point my attention was caught by a little blond girl about 2 years old seated in a pram.  She had her left hand over her eyes, her head was down on the little basket, and she was sobbing her eyes out.  She broke my heart.  I think she might have been scared by all the people. 

     

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    Our Great Candle Lighter, Cole, at work.

     

    Bill Hammond has a story about a little boy about 3 who had a left prosthetic leg.  I noticed him coming in, for sure.  Bill says that later the boy & his family approached the horses for a sponsored ride.  The family told Bill they did know.  The boy did not even like to pet dogs. 

    The little boy, however, was so excited once he got on the horse that the horse walkers toured the boy around not one time, but two. 

     

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    I think we have the Zurchin clan here, Tom  & Charlotte, Chloe & Nora with Denni, and Claire & Andrew.

     

    What are your resurrection moments?  When was the last one?

     

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    Carol with Karen, John, & Richard.

  • Sunday Homily for September 9, 2018, 23rd Ordinary Time, B cycle

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    Thanks for bringing up our gifts this morning, Carrie & Paul & Mike.

     

     

    Readings:  

     Isaiah 35, 4-7,  Be strong, Fear not.  (Isaiah at his best!)

    Psalm 146,   Praise the Lord, My Soul.

     James 2, 1-5, Did not God choose those who are poor?

    Mark 7, 31-37,  His speech impediment was removed.

     

     

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    Thanks, Dearest Zoe, for lighting our candles this Sunday morning.

     

     

    Isaiah observations

     

    This selection is from Isaiah 1.    It is a time when Judah, the southern kingdom, is threatened by a powerful neighbor, Assyria (ever hear of this place today?)  Isaiah saw that the real threat to the life of Judah was not simply the might of  Assyria, but the Kingdom's own evil ways.  Guess what is coming, the Babylonian Captivity. 

    Today's passage is much more on the hopeful side.

     

     

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    Thanks for reading our Blessing of The Candles this morning, My Dearest Georgie.

     

    Be Strong, Fear not.  He comes to save You.

    I want to talk this morning about fearing not and being strong, because he comes to save us.

    The summer of 1970 was the summer before I got ordained here in Dallas.  I had two more years of theology study in Toronto.  That summer of 1970 I was interning as a chaplain at Boston City Hospital in a Pastoral Counseling program run by Andover-Newton Theologate.

     

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    Welcome in, Natalie & Jim. 

     

     

    I lived in the Jesuit  residence in Dorchester.  There were about 4 of us Jesuits.  Because a great Jesuit of the house worked with the kids of the neighborhood  our house was a total safe zone.  The younger kids would look through the windows of the dining room & living room during meals and when we had guests.  We told them your car will not be touched if you park here and they know you are friends.

    Remember the Plow Shares 5 and the draft board burnings that Summer?  One of the guys lived with us.

     

     

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    Every morning I would get up and walk to the hospital through the somewhat famous Roxbury area of Boston.  I never had a problem.  They knew who I was.

    My day consisted of visiting patients, typing up interviews verbatim, and taking part in rather confrontational group sessions of 5 or 6 with a supervisor.  I think I came close to getting kicked out for refusing to redo one of my verbatims. 

    My most favorite part of the day was visiting the patients.  I loved this dynamic.  There were some powerful sessions.

     

     

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    I remember especially one old tough white Bostonian, a former Catholic.  I asked him what became my favorite question, How do you feel about dying?

    For a day or so he said, No problem.  Another day he tells me I’m going to hell when I die, but so be it.

    You know why.   He and his first wife had divorced years ago.  He  married his recently deceased wife and had kids and a 25 year  happy marriage.  

     

     

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    I could not believe it.  This may have been my first with this phenomenon.  I had already concluded that hell was a gimmick of the writers of the time and did not exist.  It was good for keeping in line the people of the tribe.

    Would you have sent that guy to hell, for ever? 

    What about you?  Where you going?

    I think the old guy died peacefully.

     

     

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    Okay, Joe, can we trust you to get that birthday cupcake home to Marsha. 

     

    On The Light Side:   (A little old, but still good)

     

    On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple 
    were involved in a fatal car accident.

    Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside 
    the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

    While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married 
    in Heaven?

    When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.

    St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. 
    Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.

    After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat 
    bedraggled. "Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in 
    Heaven".

    "Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things 
    don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

    "You must be joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with 
    frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.

    "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple".

    "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a 
    priest up here …..Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find 
    a lawyer?"

     

    Blame Ken Cramer for this, not Me!